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OK — maybe this wasn’t such a great idea after all. For one thing, I’m a terrible judge of funny. For another, I don’t want to offend anyone. So … net: I’m taking the coward’s way out and declaring everyone a winner — or, if you prefer, judge for yourself. My entry below; others in the comments section.

My entry: “Can you hum a few more bars? I’ve almost got it.”
McCain croons a jazzy, soulful rendition of “Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran”, but is it enough to become the next American <s>Idol</s> President?
“My friends… that one who smelt it dealt it.”
John McCain sings, “Little ditty about John and Barack. Two American politicians going on about the war in Iraq.”
Sorry John, That's not the Key Change We Need…and did you get permission from the Patsy Kline estate to sing that?
“I do not really know what I am going to say to you, so I will make something up”
Despite his best efforts to maintain an air of presidential demeanor, Obama finds himself enraptured by McCain's clarity and candor.
http://www.jedreport.com/2008/10/mccain-loses-i…
“Please, Prof. McCain, can you tell me more?”
[thinking to himself] “Can't we just have the election and my inauguration _now_?”
All the captions were hilarious! Obviously Pete has proven he has the temperament and wisdom to act diplomatically in a delicate and tense situation.
Yes he can! Yes he can!
“And how did that make you feel, John?”