The Perfect Farewell Gift For Michael Powell

We already know that boobs bid for items on EBay, but did you know you can bid FOR boobs on EBay? Well, maybe not the real ones:

A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her “crazy big” breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.



The woman known professionally as Tawny Peaks said on Wednesday she recently came across the implants in a box in her closet after watching a television discussion about crazy things sold on eBay and decided, “Why not … I don’t need it any more…Somebody might bid on it. It’s like the first boob to be sued over in a lawsuit,” she said.

If you are lucky enough to get this collectors item, she’ll even autograph it for you. But she says she wants to keep the other one “for good measure.” And we DO mean “measure”:

She explained that she had her size 69-HH implants removed and underwent breast reduction surgery in 1999 after retiring from the business to start a new life.



“They were like really big, crazy big,” said Peaks, who described herself as a happily married homemaker and mother of three now living in the Detroit area.



Peaks won notoriety in 1998 when a man sued her and her employer, the Diamond Dolls nightclub in Clearwater, Florida, saying he suffered a whiplash injury when she swung her breasts into his face at a bachelor party. He said they were “like two cement blocks.”

This case was resolved in way that made American justice proud: the parties went on TV’s “The People’s Court” and the judge — New York’s former Mayor Ed Koch — ordered a female bailiff to take a peek at Peaks’ peaks in private, to get a feel of the situation:

The bailiff found the breasts to be “soft” and to weigh about 2 pounds (0.9 kg) each. Koch ruled they were not dangerous and refused to award damages.

Get your bidding in SOON (attn Bill Clinton and Arnold Schwarzenegger)because this auction ends on Saturday.



Ten bids with a $71 have been received so far — but you should check the EBay site to keep abreast of the situation.