(10.) She can devote all of her time to enable the residents of Guam to vote in presidential elections.

(9.) When she tries to say Muslim it comes out muslin.

(8.) Jack Abramoff may be available to help her with her golf game.

(7.) Her campaign staffers can get a head start on lining up jobs with the Obama administration.

(6.) She’s run out of nice things to say about Obama.

(5.) Maureen Dowd makes her cry.

(4.) Voters aren’t as stupid as she thought they were.

(3.) Even her black maid has stopped talking to her.

(2.) She’s finally realized that change isn’t just the stuff in the bottom of her purse.

And . . . We’ll leave it to you to fill in the Number One reason why Hillary should quit.