The Most Creepy Ronald McDonald Commercial Ever!

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Here is an early commercial of Ronald McDonald, played by Willard Scott. There is not one single thing about this commercial that isn’t creepy.

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Author: DOUG BURSCH

Doug Bursch hosts Live from Seattle with Doug Bursch on 820 AM KGNW. He also pastors Evergreen Foursquare Church in Auburn, Washington.

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  1. Maybe this was an earlier age when we weren’t so aware of child predators? It was probably meant to assert that Ronald McD couldn’t possibly be a predator and the kid, who doesn’t even know what a predator is – only that he’s not supposed to talk to strangers, is smart enough to figure that out. Maybe? NOW it’s creepy.

  2. Yes, this is crawly creepy….

    My Coulrophobia is triggered..

    Lyrics to Alice Cooper’s, Can’t Sleep, Clowns will Eat Me

    Don’t sing me lullabies
    I won’t close my eyes, I can’t close my eyes
    It’s true, I’m doomed
    Till dawn shines through

    Got too many things to do
    Got friends to see, I can’t miss a thing
    It’s true, I’m through
    I’m screwed, unglued

    I won’t close my eyes, I can’t close my eyes
    I never close my eyes
    You see, they’re always there with funny hair
    Oh, I’m so scared

    It happens to me every night
    Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
    They always want to take a bite
    Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me

    And if you think this isn’t real
    I’ll show you wounds that never heal
    To them, I’m just a happy meal
    Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me

    Make the coffee black as night
    Help me through the night
    I know their appetite for me
    I’m meat, but I’m sweet as can be

    And if I do too much booze
    I begin to snooze
    I hear the big old floppy shoes
    It’s true, I’m stew, unchewed

    I won’t close my eyes, I can’t close my eyes
    I never close my eyes
    See, they’re always there with that funny hair
    Oh, I’m so scared

    It happens to me every night
    Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
    They always want to take a bite
    Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me

    And if you think this isn’t real
    I’ll show you wounds that never heal
    To them, I’m just a happy meal
    Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me

    Maybe this commercial inspired the lyrics for Alice Cooper?

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