Comments on: Nader Gives Hillary Clinton Moral Support To Continue Fighting To Convention

By: StockBoySF

StockBoySF — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:36:04 +0000

Hmmm... here's my stab at Hillary's response to Nader:

Dear Greatest Nadir:

I just read your letter in support of my WH bid.

Believe me.

I would love to go against you on the campaign trail.

I also take your advice seriously.

Therefore I am staying in the race.

So we can meet on that trail.

Perhaps share some trail mix...

You can give me straight salty pretzels.

And I'll give you peanuts.

When we're both running behind McCain.

I may even raise you a cashew or two.

This is politics in America under the Clinton rules.

As long as I get the nomination.

The Dems will stand behind me all the way.

Bill will make sure of that.

Unless his zipper problem expands.

Thank you for your kind support.

It takes all kinds to make a village.

Here's to happy trails.

Your BFF (at least until we part),

Billary

By: Mike_P

Mike_P — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:19:25 +0000

pacatrue, the style does kind of remind me of that "we are anonymous" video attacking Scientology!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCbKv9yiLiQ

By: pacatrue

pacatrue — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:47:50 +0000

I just want to practice

writing like this.

It's loads of fun.

Really.

To write no more than six

words per line.

Yours,

Pacatrue

By: Mike_P

Mike_P — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:06:27 +0000

That's the risk she takes if she stays in to the bitter end – becoming the Ralph Nader of '08. There's still some time before it gets that bad though. But the tone of the campaign has to change (OK, on both sides to some degree), or it'll happen sooner rather than later.