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Barack Obama Loves You. Yes, You

Posted by DAMOZEL in Politics.
Feb 18th, 2008 | Comments

In fact, Barack Obama is your new bicycle. According to this site, he:

Skated all the way from the beach just to see you

Saved his dessert for you

Saved you from drowning

Set your voice as his ringtone

Built you a robot

Best of all:

Barack Obama folded you an origami crane

I’d definitely catch the ‘Obamamania’ if he folded me an origami crane.

There are many more Obamaffirmations if you just click this link and refresh. Spread the word!!

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I've been working on the Obama Campaign here in Georgia since the beginning of his run. And I'm a die-hard Obama supporter and I find that site hilarious. I really like:

Barack Obama sang you the happy birthday song on your voicemail

If he did, I would be deaf right now. Everyone knows Barry-O can't sing like Barry White (who's positively swoon-irific!).

I have to say, it is quite funny to see "my guy" portrayed as an Messiah-like character because of some silly swooners. Plenty of us aren't like that and support him based on his policies and vision for the country. OOPS! I forgot! He's an empty suit with no vision. Let my swooning begin! and I'm a damn fine swooner when I put on my Japanese schoolgirl outfit (yes I'm a Japanese woman).

BARRY-O, COME FIX MY ROUTER PLEASE!!!!

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