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Barack Obama Loves You. Yes, You

In fact, Barack Obama is your new bicycle. According to this site, he:

  • Skated all the way from the beach just to see you
  • Saved his dessert for you
  • Saved you from drowning
  • Set your voice as his ringtone
  • Built you a robot
  • Best of all:

  • Barack Obama folded you an origami crane
  • I’d definitely catch the ‘Obamamania’ if he folded me an origami crane.

    There are many more Obamaffirmations if you just click this link and refresh. Spread the word!!



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    2 Responses to “Barack Obama Loves You. Yes, You

    1. archangel says:

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    2. shika_one says:

      I've been working on the Obama Campaign here in Georgia since the beginning of his run. And I'm a die-hard Obama supporter and I find that site hilarious. I really like:

      Barack Obama sang you the happy birthday song on your voicemail

      If he did, I would be deaf right now. Everyone knows Barry-O can't sing like Barry White (who's positively swoon-irific!).

      I have to say, it is quite funny to see “my guy” portrayed as an Messiah-like character because of some silly swooners. Plenty of us aren't like that and support him based on his policies and vision for the country. OOPS! I forgot! He's an empty suit with no vision. Let my swooning begin! and I'm a damn fine swooner when I put on my Japanese schoolgirl outfit (yes I'm a Japanese woman).

      BARRY-O, COME FIX MY ROUTER PLEASE!!!!

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