Coulter to campaign for Clinton if McCain wins nomination

Hewitt the Romney cheerleader didn't waste time. Nor did commenters to Hewitt.

http://www.townhall.com/blog/g/a4a633c6-f24c-41...

I assume she's thinking the same thing she always thinks: "Look at me! Look at me!"
In other news, it's hysterical that a guy who votes conservative about 75% of the time is viewed by some conservatives as a crazy traitor to the cause. Nothing new about partisanship on both sides, but still amusing.

I always thought Ann Coulter was a Democrat at heart...

I don't, I REALLY don't, I swear I really, really DO NOT think that!

Part of me just had see how it felt to write it. Now I'm going to have to go out and buy a new keyboard... right after I wash my hands!

That would be very interesting, seeing as Coulter served as legal counsel to Paula Jones during her 90's lawsuit suing Bill Clinton for sexual harrassment!

Good reminder, Kritt.

She looks enucleated in that picture. She shouldn't call Hillary Clinton a "witch."

Judge a man by his enemies. Rush, Coulter, and the FOX Network are trying their best to bring down McCain. Anyone those hacks are against has to be a decent person.

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed.

Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?" She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over."

Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair! I have worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Love it, Slamfu - got me laughing - thank you.

Confession: I had to look up enucleated. So, would you also say she is just vapid? Or do you mean that she has no humanity or soul, DLS?

DLS, that's an old chestnut! My parents used to be Republicans but left the GOP sometime during Reagan Administration. The GOP has done an excellent job of driving out liberals and moderates.

Hillary Clinton will politely reject Ann Coulter's endorsement.

Ms. Coulter is one of two things (maybe both):

1. Nuts. To believe that Hillary would prosecute the war against the Islamic wackos harder than McCain would is just plain nuts.

2. Hatchet woman. She may be "The Defender Of The Faith" for the right wingers and trying to bring down McCain in favor of Romney.

Either way, it's extremely hard to listen to her for any length of time.

I'm w/Jabbo on both points. My philosophy: starve her for hunger for attention. End of story.

LOL - of course, my posting this entry doesn't heed that advice very well now does it? oops

She should run on the ticket with Ralph Nader. Hillary would love that combination working for her.

She's a media whore. Everything she says and does is for attention and boucoup in book royalties. Why do you think her books get so much attention on cable news? Her comment about the 9/11 widows made her millions. To me, she is soulless, and represents the worst of what the Republican party has become.

I read this story about a year ago, only it was Donald Trump "educating " his daughter.