Cutting Out the Dirty Parts
The Federal Communications Commission wants to fine ABC $1.4 million for airing an episode of “NYPD Blue” in 2003 showing a woman’s nude buttocks. The network owner, Walt Disney Company, will appeal.
In the sexual Dark Ages of my adolescence, teenagers would mark the hot passages of novels for the delectation of their peers. Now the enterprise has come full circle–with disastrous results.
A Utah retailer of family-friendly tapes and DVDs–movies with the “dirty parts” cut out of them–has been arrested for trading sex with two 14-year-old girls.
Daniel Dean Thompson’s Clean Flix was a video outlet trading in purified versions, catering to clientele who wanted to watch hit movies without nudity, sex, foul language or graphic violence.
But Thompson may have spent too much time watching the excised portions of his products…
3 Responses to “Cutting Out the Dirty Parts”
$1.4 million? I think it's only fair that ABC pay me part of that money for having to look at Dennis Franz's butt in one of the early episodes.
I wonder if the perp has a wide stance or is into tap dancing? At least he didn't offer candy and a special bag of pop corn.
Ah, sweet, nourishing schadenfraude. Altho maybe he was just tapping into the mormon clean cut market and not trying to preach the clean message. Still, he was banging 14 year olds. What a loser, hope he enjoys his time in prison for it.