It’s Back!

It’s that time of year when everyone is buying turkey, the price of pork goes down and McDonalds offers its famous/infamous pork(ish) sandwich, the McRib. This is the third year in a row McDonalds has promoted the McRib Farewell Tour. McRib Farewell Tour 3.

I’ll put it out there. I love the McRib. I know it doesn’t taste like any other pork product I’ve eaten. I know it’s probably pigeons or ferrets, but if they say its pork than I’ll believe I’m eating pork. Anyone who speaks ill of this glorious sandwich is dead to me for the next six months. The McRib is delicious. Who do you think you’re kidding? You love it too. 600 calories of messy perfection. If you’re looking for an even faster heart attack, they’ll put cheese on it if you ask.

The only problem for me is finding a participating McDonalds, because although Virginia is one of the participating states, every McD’s around me is too stuck up to offer my sandwich. I wish I was still in Chicago, because I know they’re all over there.