UPDATED: Does Osama Rap the Missionary Waltz?

UPDATE: Osama asks Americans to convert to Islam.

No thanks, Osama, I’m proud and grateful to be a Jew.

New Videotape From Bin Laden; Al Qaeda’s No. 1 Still Alive

Brian Ross Reports:

Intelligence sources tell ABC News they believe the video message from Osama bin Laden is authentic, recently produced and evidence the al Qaeda leader is still alive.

According to government sources, an initial analysis of the tape indicates “a lot of chest thumping” and of course historical references “alluding” to the successful attack on New York.

And a CIA spokesman told ABC News, “It’s quite possible this is a new video.”

U.S. authorities earlier this morning said the tape’s transcript is aimed at potential suicide bombers who he urges to carry out missions against the West.