The Texas Rangers defeated the Baltimore Orioles 30-3 tonight. It’s the first time since 1897 that a Major League team scored 30 runs in a game. I occasionally have strange dreams where I’m watching a baseball game with scores like this. But this one’s for real. The Rangers scored 10 runs in the 8th inning and 6 runs in the 9th. Two bumbling, overpaid bottom-feeder teams make it to the record book with a bizarre feat.