Comments on: Monkeying Around With Airline Security http://themoderatevoice.com/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/ An Internet hub with domestic and international news, analysis, original reporting, and popular features from the left, center, indies, centrists, moderates, and right Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:08:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: DLS http://themoderatevoice.com/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/comment-page-1/#comment-94361 DLS Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:56:05 +0000 http://themoderatevoice.com/society/animals/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/#comment-94361 <blockquote>Two heads are better than one — unless one of them is the head of a monkey that was smuggled into the United States.</blockquote> No Bush-Cheney jokes? I'm surprised.

Two heads are better than one — unless one of them is the head of a monkey that was smuggled into the United States.

No Bush-Cheney jokes? I’m surprised.

]]> By: Ben http://themoderatevoice.com/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/comment-page-1/#comment-94349 Ben Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:43:34 +0000 http://themoderatevoice.com/society/animals/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/#comment-94349 To be perfectly honest. I don't know whether that entry makes me want to laugh or cry. At least we know that in America we have to take off our shoes. Obviously in Peru you just keep it under your hat. What will TSA and the Department of Homeland Stupidity make of this: Terrorist Toupeés? To be perfectly honest. I don’t know whether that entry makes me want to laugh or cry.

At least we know that in America we have to take off our shoes. Obviously in Peru you just keep it under your hat.

What will TSA and the Department of Homeland Stupidity make of this: Terrorist Toupeés?

]]> By: Rudi http://themoderatevoice.com/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/comment-page-1/#comment-94296 Rudi Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:10:51 +0000 http://themoderatevoice.com/society/animals/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/#comment-94296 I wonder if the monkey and his bananas will be shipped to Skeletor? Those crafty Islamo-Stooges, AQ and Iranians may now be packing bananas with liquid explosives. I wonder if the monkey and his bananas will be shipped to Skeletor? Those crafty Islamo-Stooges, AQ and Iranians may now be packing bananas with liquid explosives.

]]> By: Gray http://themoderatevoice.com/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/comment-page-1/#comment-94286 Gray Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:35:54 +0000 http://themoderatevoice.com/society/animals/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/#comment-94286 "Two heads are better than one — unless one of them is the head of a monkey that was smuggled into the United States." Hehehe, Joe! But looking at the serious side of it: Who knows how many terrorists already managed to infiltrate the US by using that method? All the smuggler helping them had to do was disguising as someone like Zaphod Beeblebrox: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox “Two heads are better than one — unless one of them is the head of a monkey that was smuggled into the United States.”

Hehehe, Joe!
But looking at the serious side of it: Who knows how many terrorists already managed to infiltrate the US by using that method? All the smuggler helping them had to do was disguising as someone like Zaphod Beeblebrox:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox

]]> By: Gray http://themoderatevoice.com/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/comment-page-1/#comment-94283 Gray Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:21:58 +0000 http://themoderatevoice.com/society/animals/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/#comment-94283 Hmmm... <blockquote>In 2006, the airline released a "Hunt for Hoffa" advertising campaign with the tagline "Help us find Hoffa with our Hunt for Hoffa game and enjoy fares from just $39 each way." The point of the game was to dig for Jimmy Hoffa's body by clicking grids on the airline's website, and "winners" were taken to another webpage, saying "You found Hoffa!," thanking them for assisting the National Spirit Sale Center find the union leader's body.</blockquote> They were searching for Jimmi Hoffa, even though they're unable to fund a monkey abord one of their own planes? Hehehe! :D Guess this public relation fiasco may soon lead to owners saying it's 'Bedtime for Bonzo' for Spirit's CEO (whoever that is, the airlines is strangely reserved on ownership and management. Well, ok, I know, the US can't afford to lose yet another 'cover company' so soon after 'Brewster, Jennings, and Associates') ggg Hmmm…

In 2006, the airline released a “Hunt for Hoffa” advertising campaign with the tagline “Help us find Hoffa with our Hunt for Hoffa game and enjoy fares from just $39 each way.” The point of the game was to dig for Jimmy Hoffa’s body by clicking grids on the airline’s website, and “winners” were taken to another webpage, saying “You found Hoffa!,” thanking them for assisting the National Spirit Sale Center find the union leader’s body.

They were searching for Jimmi Hoffa, even though they’re unable to fund a monkey abord one of their own planes? Hehehe!
:D

Guess this public relation fiasco may soon lead to owners saying it’s ‘Bedtime for Bonzo’ for Spirit’s CEO (whoever that is, the airlines is strangely reserved on ownership and management. Well, ok, I know, the US can’t afford to lose yet another ‘cover company’ so soon after ‘Brewster, Jennings, and Associates’)
ggg

]]> By: Gray http://themoderatevoice.com/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/comment-page-1/#comment-94277 Gray Wed, 08 Aug 2007 14:57:35 +0000 http://themoderatevoice.com/society/animals/14451/monkeying-around-with-airline-security/#comment-94277 Looking at the reputation-damaging news about US airlines recently, this headline can be the final blow for that monkey business! :D Looking at the reputation-damaging news about US airlines recently, this headline can be the final blow for that monkey business!
:D

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