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GWB Colonoscopy – I Can Hear the Jokes Already!
Just got this email:
MSNBC Breaking News: President Bush to have colonoscopy; Cheney to take temporary control
11 Responses to “GWB Colonoscopy – I Can Hear the Jokes Already!”
Temporary control?? LOL!
And, to quote a favorite movie line. We’re gonna need a bigger
boatbag.I understand a squadron of B52s have been scrambled for targets in Tehran.
Be careful what you say about this. You might be violating the Patriot Act:
http://ajliebling.blogspot.com/2007/07/illegal-laughing-matter.html
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bwahahahahahah. Too many jokes, too many!!! It almost sounds like Cheney will be the one preforming the colonoscopy. That would certainly give him “the power” wouldn’t it?
Now, I’m no fan of Bush, but I think it’s a bit much to inform the whole nation when someone is going to put a latex wrapped finger up his….I mean, it’s uncomfortable enough as it is, poor guy.
I’m not laughing.
How many executive orders can Cheney give during the time span of a colonoscopy? Would any of those orders be of concern to Iran?
(I’m joking, I hope!)
Good drugs. Gooooooood drugs.
a latex wrapped finger
Lynxie-Poo [grin], it’s not just a finger. As one who has experienced both, I can tell you there is a big difference between just a finger (which makes me do a jig in fear as it approaches) and Mr. Scope (or Madam Scope), the Real Deal.
When it was time for me to lie on my side and pull up my knees, I began to panic: “Where are the drugs I was promised?” The drugs were provided before the procedure started and they were great drugs. I hardly felt a thing and even giggled from where I lay as the test began, “What was that?” Dubya will be enjoying some good drugs. Yes, he will become incapacitated (not that many claim there would be a difference).
Should President Cheney Pardon Scooter Libby?
ht: Instapundit
Along with Demerol or something like it, patients are often given Versed, to produce amnesia, too.
That makes things perfect for Bush and his legal counsel. He can probably claim honestly that he cannot recall whatever happened once he was sedated.
Wow DLS they actually give men drugs to induce calm and to help them forget? Jesus man, I can understand it not being a great deal of fun and all, but give me a break. Women go to the gynecologist regularly and it’s not exactly all fun and giggles either. And guess how the gynecologist does it for girls who are still virgins? Hint: they don’t offer THEM Demerol.
I’ve changed my mind, I want a youtube video of Bush high, makes me giggle just to think of it.