Comments on: Wanted: A Better Caption For this Foto

By: hanginjohnny

hanginjohnny — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:52:02 +0000

“Don’t worry Mayor Bloomberg, our infrastructure is much younger than NYC’s”

By: blc303

blc303 — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:40:29 +0000

1. Are you ready to start lobbying for my pro nuclear power platform? (Background here) 2. Paris, that new global warming bikini looks charming.

By: Off Colfax

Off Colfax — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:38:59 +0000

After observing her American counterparts for some time, Angela Merkel has established proper quarantine procedures during media interviews. Reaction in Washington is mixed.

By: Sam

Sam — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:40:46 +0000

“Fritz, I really don’t think you are getting the whole casual friday concept.”

By: lurxst

lurxst — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:10:46 +0000

…and you are sure we can only promote it as proof against sexually transmitted diseases but not pregnancy?

By: George Sorwell

George Sorwell — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:50:17 +0000

Klaatu barada deutschland!

By: Somebody

Somebody — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:12:26 +0000

Ahh I see. This is how those pesky Mexicans are sneaking over the border during the Summers.

By: DLS

DLS — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:34:47 +0000

1. “Jawohl, mein Chancellor. If ze losers in Amerika force ze closure of Guantanamo, ve can accept ze prisoners here or in Afghanistan. I can report ve have prepared a very varm velcome for ze terrorists. For ze survivors ve have large, schtrong men ready to apply ze methods detailed in ze 60-year-old documents.”

2. “Jawohl, mein Chancellor. Ve shall always say ze suits are for fire protektion. Venever ve use ze chemicals on ze insekt terrorists, ve shall start fires so zey vill always believe us in ze media.”

By: JimFM

JimFM — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:34:22 +0000

Refresh my memory – are you the Plan 9 from Outer Space, or just the Plan 8?

By: JTD

JTD — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:05:59 +0000

German Chancellor Angela Merkel checks out the new,
Polonium-210-Resistant Suit she plans on wearing at her next meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin

Peace
JTD

By: sweeney57006

sweeney57006 — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:03:55 +0000

How are you enjoying your visit to Germany Mr. Vice President.

By: Moonage

Moonage — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:02:46 +0000

Here’s a $1, show me more!

By: j@ne futzinfarb

j@ne futzinfarb — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:24:56 +0000

German Chancellor Angela Merkel takes a few quiet moments for clothes shopping in advance of her next meeting with American President George W. Bush.

By: The Xsociate

The Xsociate — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:22:25 +0000

In an effort to prevent a repeat of the infamous G8 Summit shoulder rub, German Chancellor Angela Merkel has set certain conditions for future meetings with US President George W. Bush.