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Romney: Death and Taxes
The candidate’s son Matt steps into a brouhaha by answering a question about his father’s refusal to release tax returns by being flip about Obama’s birth certificate.
Bad move. The elder Romney has a valid Michigan birth certificate, but there is also the question of a death certificate, officially stamped on his passport (“He is dead”) by the French police after a lethal auto accident while he was a missionary there in 1968.
If the Birthers can see a Manchurian candidate scenario in sunny Hawaii, how much more plausible is the substitution by the devious French of a 21-year-old imposter with plastic surgery, waiting to emerge decades later and moved into the White House to foist foreign ideas on America?
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12 Responses to “Romney: Death and Taxes”
The French! I knew it!
Dead man rising. Under all that make-up is the face of a Mormon Zombie under control of the French! You know the Mormons want to eat our brains. They need Zombies for Romney’s factories. Don’t have to pay them. Just feed them brains. As soon as Romney takes over America, we invade Canada for more brains and cheep labor. Then Mexico, but we don’t have to invade, they’ll come on their own. Then suddenly the red, white, and blue, will have only three stripes and next we’ll have to eat those brains in a blue cheese sauce! Romney is a ZOMBIE! Romney is a ZOMBIE!
Well, Doonsbury gave Bush 41 an evil twin, “Skippy Bush” who looked exactly the same, and periodically appeared to cause trouble during Bush’s own presidency.
I like the President’s office’s reply.
“Mitt Romney’s son thinks President Obama should release his birth certificate. Guess he doesn’t have one of our mugs?”
The mug has his birth certificate on one side and Made in the USA on the other.
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/politics/2012-election/picture-obama-campaign-selling-birth-certificate-mug
Who really beleives the French would be ambitious enough to put this together.
The only thing I know the French wanting to do is make wine, and even then much of the year is spent watching the grapes grow.
RP
Well, that may not be ALL the French want to do.
Impossible, no French person could stand to eat all that crap that candidates do while stumping.
Now it is possible that he is the illegitimate son of Hitler that the French had imprisoned and then let him go if he would be a super mole.
Duck….
Yes….and all the while we have been profiling Muslims, but it is the dastardly French that are the real threat! No wonder they call Amrikans dumb. We need to study faces for evidence of extensive face sex. Keep your eyes out for worn out cheeks and jowls. We kan kan catch them!
RP-
I can’t help but wonder what those Iowinians are thinking about your comment, sit’n there, watch’n their corn grow.
Romney…speaking just now…
“America, a merit society. People by virtue of their Education and Hard Work are able to succeed….”
Yes well then cutting education grants, and, government loans cuts out the competition for you rich, now don’t it?! Ha!, and hard work didn’t do a damn bit of good for those people you laid off for profit, now did it Mitt?
Selfish Self-Centered Screwball friggen Corporate Republican.
Allen we don’t just sit and watch the corn grow here in Iowa, we have to take care of the hogs too.
I am reminded of a famous Billy Crystal speech from his show in Moscow.
http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1310&dat=19890809&id=Q_RVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=l-EDAAAAIBAJ&pg=6649,1952481
Obama was made in the USA but I’ll bet that mug wasn’t.
zephyr
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/11/obama-store-stocked-for-black-friday-goods-entirely-made-in-usa/