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Corny Joke Contest
While there were many things I didn’t like about Dr. Laura I did always enjoy the fact that every Thanksgiving she would have her corny joke episode. The last day before Thanksgiving was dedicated to everyone calling in with their corniest jokes.
Since things on the net sometimes take longer to filter I thought I’d start us out earlier.
So chime in with those corny jokes (and feel free to share your best Thanksgiving treats too)
4 Responses to “Corny Joke Contest”
The turkeys are complaining because the Super Committee is a bigger one than they are.
Newt’s turkey comes with a Tiffany necklace.
Herman is sending a turkey pizza to the folks in Libya so they’ll at least remember him.
Ron says all turkeys should have the right to decide if they want to jump in the oven or not.
Mitt can’t decide if he is pro deep frying or anti deep frying, so he will do it half and half.
Perry said he has been getting the bird already and too much.
I think maybe ‘tofu turkey’ might be a joke in and of itself.
and…
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. Why you won’t open up?
ok, ok, I dont have the style and panache of dduck I’m afraid, but I tried. lol.
also, come on patrick, where is yours?
dr. e, someone around here has to be serious.