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The Growing Newt
Wolverton, Cagle Cartoons
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5 Responses to “The Growing Newt”
Newt the poop,
on a moot.
Said :Toot!,
I gotta scoot!
No stink poot,
for an old coot.
Get’n my reboot,
think of the loot!
O’looty,
doin double dooty.
An the class won’t stoop,
for gobbelty goop!
So get in the loop,
vote fer Newt the poop!
He’s da KOOK!
Wow, that’s pretty good, Allen.
I was never any good at poetry, but here is a one-liner attempt:
More Pain for Cain
NYT:
Cain Accuser’s Ex-Boyfriend Supports Harassment Claims
Victor Zuckerman, a pediatrician, says that he was dating Sharon Bialek in the 1990s when she told him that Herman Cain had sexually harassed her.
Read more here:
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/14/cain-accusers-ex-boyfriend-supports-harassment-claims/?nl=us&emc=politicsemailema1
LOL Dorian…
This guy said she came home angry?
So.
Maybe he stepped on her toe by accident or decided not to go with her ridiculous proposal or just spit in her face and knocked her down the steps for uttering a racial remark.
Angry means nothing but she didn’t get or expect what she wanted. Besides, he is in her conspiracy and therefore not an objective opinion. Where was this guy two weeks ago? I know, they are piecing it out for media effect, right?
We have heard from Herman Cain’s wife and she says he’s clean and I buy it.
You Got Nothing.
Hello Godfathers? Yes I’ll have the large meat’n pineapple with extra anchovy…I’m used to “fishy toppings” by now.
Give pizza a chance!
Entertaining poem Allen. As for your dismissive stance on the harrassment? Your hero is flawed, don’t blame the victims.
Poetic License JSpencer. Poetic License.