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Life-ectomy

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5 Responses to “Life-ectomy”

  1. White Agent says:

    Is crapping a Buttectomy?

  2. DLS says:

    > foetectomy?

    In the USA it would be “fetectomy.”

  3. carpeicthus says:

    Because that would be stupid, little girl.

  4. DLS says:

    [C]arpeicthus said:

    > Because that would be stupid, little girl.

    You’re wrong. She would be clumsy, but not stupid.

    I waited for other critics to respond first, but of course other provocative words for the procedure would be

    (If we noted the removal, but not death)

    “preneonatectomy”

    “neonatectomy”

    (If we noted death instead, not removal)

    “preneonathanasia”

    “neonathanasia”

    While it would be dishonest and evasive merely to say

    “neoplasectomy”

    “lumpectomy”

    “choice”

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