NEWS FLASH!

A new investigative report from The Garlic:

This Just In! White House Applying Katrina Strategy To Med Center Neglect

To Gauge Neglect, Problems, President Set To Fly Over Walter Reed, Bldg. 18 Today

Bush Promising Action, “To Press Face Against Window”; Recommends DOD Follow Katrina Strategy

Facing yet more criticism over the treatment of wounded U.S. soldiers, the White House announced today that President Bush will fly over Walter Reed Medical Center, and its’ Building 18 that is at the center of the controversy, in Air Force One to gauge for himself the neglect and problems.

There’s a lot more so read the whole thing.