I am a Terrorist Loving Scoundrel
Feb 19th, 2007 | 19 responses
It is official. I am terrorist loving scum. I try to hide it behind a mask of hawkishness, but this test exposed me.
You are a terrorist-loving scoundrel who hates our dear leader and the values he defends. There are few redeeming qualities about you. You most likely celebrated when the evil-doers hit us on 9/11, then opposed the Iraq war when we tried to pay them back. You hurt us at every step and cause troops to die in the field by questioning Bush’s decisions. You are most likely a lost cause, doomed to be a brainwashed victim of free thought and liberalism forever. No dose of Ann Coulter’s prose can save you now.
H/t to Jules Crittenden. Jules took the test as well. He comments:
This is a test you want to fail. I got 15 percent, and was informed I’m a proud flag waving American who wants to kill terrorists, something like that. I think I effed up on “Did you start calling French Fries ‘Freedom Fries’� by checking “No, That’s Retarded.�
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19 Responses to “I am a Terrorist Loving Scoundrel”
Heck, I scored a 100%. Guess that explains the following incident while calling my friend JD:
Me: “I went to see the Last King of Scotland last night and..,”
*quietly in background* “Off we go, into the wild..blue..yonder..”
Me: “General Hayden?”
*voice in background*: “Nope, this is just AT&T. Nothing to worry about.”
Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 85%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, “blame America first”-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day…. in Guantanamo!
94%. I love America 6% more than Alan!
MVG…a great find!!
I scored more patriotic than you…probably because I denounced commie liberals at every turn. I didn’t like having to vote for Limbaugh though, as I have never listened to him in my life. Ah well.
However, I was informed that I show troubling signs of independence from Dear Leader. Hmmm, should I be concerned? Oh, excuse me, I think someone is knocking at my doo……
Alan G.: lol, did you seriously score 100%?
haha – yeah, that explains a lot, doesn’t it?
So that’s why I hear that click everytime I’m on the phone.
C.Prez: oefff… you’re only a little bit worse than me.
Start packing for Gitmo man.
Boswell: now that’s the way to look at it!
You should know your place better Marlow. Never question authority
I don’t get this though “I show troubling signs of independence. Are signs of independence not per definition troubling? Probably an error in the program…
Ha! I beat all of ya! 87% terrorist luvin scum I am, though I was tempted to say that Spain was the country that “most wanted the terrorists to win” just for the hell of it LOL. Save me an orange jumpsuit and a blindfold!
(Oh hell, I think I read it backwards, looks like there are at least two folks higher than me on the disappearing list)
Hmm, 96%, and I guess that’s only because i rightfully answered I didn’t vote for Kerry.
And you, Mike, 85%? What did you do wrong?
Hehehey, only 96% in the terrorism test, but a cool 0% in this test:
Do You Drink Republican Kool-Aid?
I must be a Pinko Commie Liberal:
You Drink Republican Kool-Aid 2% of the Time!
Congratulations, you do not drink the Republican Kool-Aid. You haven’t been brainwashed and are able to think for yourself rather than get your daily marching orders from the right-wing media. Mindless submission to our leader has no place in America. You, sir or ma’am, are a patriot.
LMMFAO!
Crap, only 87%. I sure hope they have a soft pillow for in Guantanamo….to suffocate me with LOL.
I almost picked the Dutch for what country wants the terrorists to win just for you you darn commie terrorist lover Michael hehe.
Hmm, I’m surrounded by liberals? Must be something wrong with the test. Marc, Jason, would you pls post your results for a worst case scenario, pls?
47% on the first, 26% on the second.
Gee, good thing the questions weren’t biased, though!
Don’t worry Alan, you’ll have company at Gitmo. I got 100% too!
OMG, even Austin is a moderate…
Now I really wonder how Bush and Cheney would score!
96%, Like Gray, and proud of every one of my ultraliberal, terrorist-loving , flag-burning, unamerican, george bush hating responses!
Wow, a 96%. I must truly hate America, George W. Bush, and homemade apple pie–though apparently not as much Alan and dj.
Given that I consistently chose the most pro-civil liberty/anti-war position, it’s a wonder I didn’t score a perfect 100. Maybe it was because I didn’t blame Bush for Katrina? Or maybe because I didn’t vote for Kerry or Bush in 2004?
I’m going to have fun retaking this and seeing what types of answers received what scores.
Nic: the second time I tried to give answers, every now and then, I deemed “ridiculous”. I still was a traitor