Top Ten Cloves: Things Ex-President Hosni Mubarak Might Do When He Steps Down
by J. Thomas Duffy
News Item: Egypt’s Mubarak to step down, sources. (He didn’t step down but he WILL eventually.)
10. Nothing, until he sees the new “X-Men: First Class” movie.
9. Maybe a trip to Los Angeles, as he sheepishly admits to having a
crush on Lindsey Lohan.
8. Has a hankering to do one of those Reality Show, like Sarah Palin’s Alaska Show.
7. See if there’s another opening at Current TV.
6. Would like to lose a little weight – Plan on connecting with
Kevin Smith, to see how he did it
5. If they can work out the kinks, might like to try having camera implanted in his head.
4. Already talking with Arianna Huffington, about being the
CairoPatch correspondent
3. Look into one of those $1,000 houses Detroit Mayor Dave Bing is offering.
2. Join Faux News – Thinks he can make up stuff just as good as anyone else
1. Might give that posing shirtless on Craigslist, to pick-up
woman, a try.
Bonus Riffs
NYT: Egypt’s Army Signals Transfer of Power
Steve Benen: THE DAY EVERYTHING CHANGES IN
EGYPT?
Steve M: MUBARAK TO STEP DOWN? ENTIRE FOX AUDIENCE
TO SEEK FORTIFIED BUNKERS?
Updated Riffs
David Kurtz: Mubarak Staying?
J. Thomas Duffy writes the satire blog The Garlic. This is cross posted from that blog. He is a Contributing Editor of The Reaction.