Iranian Official: Hitler Was Really An Israel-Promoting Jew
We sincerely hope the Iranian leadership has a healthy mental health plan in its insurance coverage, given this one:
Just when you thought the Iranian leadership could stoop no further: A top advisor to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed in an interview with Iranian website Baztab that Nazi leader Adolf Hitler’s parents were both Jewish and that Hitler himself was one of the founders of the State of Israel.In the interview, translated by MEMRI (Middle East Media Research Institute) Mohammad-Ali Ramin, a chief aide to Ahmadinejad, told Baztab that Hitler’s paternal grandmother was a Jewish prostitute and his father even kept his Jewish name until finally changing it to Hitler when he was 40.
So when was Adolf’s bar mitzvah? AND:
Ramin also claimed that the reason Hitler developed such an aversion to Judaism was because his Jewish mother was a promiscuous woman. Hitler therefore, says Ramin, tried to escape his religion.Ramin cites a 1974 book by Hennecke Kardel titled ‘Adolf Hitler: Founder of Israel’, which alleges that Hitler strived to create a Jewish state as a result of being influenced by his Jewish relatives and his cooperation with Britain – which also wanted to drive the Jews out of Europe.
Ramin claims in the interview that Hitler both identified with his Judaism and was disgusted by it. It is these ambivalent feelings, said Ramin, that formed the basis for his treatment of Jews.
Oh.
Aside from what it says about the perspective of some key members of the Iranian leadership and how this will confirm a reportedly-growing and solidifying belief in Tel Aviv that Iran is a threat that needs to be dealt with before Israel gets a Chanuka present of a mushroom cloud, it will now leave open a search for confirmation that Hitler was Jewish. Some things could help such as:
–A photo of Hitler’s bris.
–A photo of Hitler wearing a yarmulke.
–Proof that Hitler loved Chinese food.
We’re waiting for a revelation in the next interview, that Yassir Arafat was actually a rabbi from the Bronx.
14 Responses to “Iranian Official: Hitler Was Really An Israel-Promoting Jew”
…that Yassir Arafat was actually a rabbi from the Bronx.
I always thought he had a funny accent.
And here I’ve gone an entire lifetime just thinking he was a megalomaniacal bigot. From the evidence, he must also have been a communist Catholic Gypsy homosexual…
Some people, especially in the Middle East, live in an alternative universe.
In other news:
- Mel Gibson- Actually a closet Orthodox Jew
- Fred Phelps- Actually Gay (this wouldn’t surprise me)
- Al Zaraqui- Really a Catholic
- Bill O’Reilly- Closet member of PETA and the ACLU
- David Duke- Actually black
There’s a Spanish children’s rhyme that starts “Vamos a contar mentiras, vamos a contar mentiras….” (We are going to tell lies”
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Un.be.lie.va.ble.
And:
I agree completely. It always amazes me how some people from that region (and regions like it) are able to blame America – for instance – for just about everything.
The Iranians leadership are demagogues, but I don’t trust MEMRI to be honest with their translations. Does anybody have another source for the translation?
Iran Claims Hitler was Jewish…
This is not a Republican problem, this is not a Democratic problem, this is not an American problem….this is a world problem and we should all, Dems, Reps and the international community alike, take this threat very seriously before it is too late……
Apparently there is an audience for this. The more isolated Iran is from the west the more these provocative opinions go unchallenged.
Scary quote reminiscent of Bush’s lie that sent us to war in the first place. My prediction: Iran will not nuke Israel. 10 years from now, you hawks, so hungry to bomb again, can look back and say, “ok, we were wrong.”
Ahmadinejad is truly a nut job (as is Bush), but we aren’t going to bomb Iran’s nuclear power stations, and if Israel does, I hope the American soldiers downwind sue them into to oblivion. Enough of the damn saber rattling. We can’t even dislodge Afghan warlords. We are not going to attack Iran. Try to think outside the military-industrial lockbox.
–Proof that Hitler loved Chinese food.
Now that is funny. Its humor like this mixed in with the craziness of reality, that keeps me coming back to The Moderate Voice. Thanks Joe.
–Proof that Hitler loved Chinese food.
Now that is funny. Humor like this mixed in with news is why I keep coming back to The Moderate Voice. Thanks Joe.
This dude’s as screwey as a Kosling.
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